Ashley E (AshleeElmore): God told me to tell y’all to “hold on tight and help yourself”..he’s not sure where “let go and let god” came from…prob the devil..bastard

http://twitter.com/AshleeElmore/status/187185468654370816

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theclearlydope:

I have an unhealthy obsession with everything Honey Boo Boo Child. I was just informed that her “Go-Go Juice” was a mixture of Red Bull and Mountain Dew. She’s days away from a toxic glow.

anderson:

Friday’s Show: New ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Controversy

This is hypnotic.

Oh yeah oh yeah chipmunks r here oh yeah

soupsoup:

Second coolest iPhone case I’ve ever seen.

Nice

theclearlydope:

She should ask for a lifetime of free pizzas but I would hate knowing that pizzas for the rest of my life would suck. 

So hard shits outta focus

I PJ hard…….

damn that’s alotta toothpaste on that mirror